Hello Gentle Reader,
The mundane is a soundscape of competing noises. All the clattering about, with the rattle, babble and prattle. A disorganised cacophony of sound bites barreling down and around. Honking horns during rush hour. Car alarms startled and crying out along the street or in car parks. Lone dogs barking into the night. Tom cats brawling in shadow draped alleyways. Autumn leaves caught on a gust or a whirlwind skip and scratch down the pavement with hissing flicks. The geese at sunset, honking away in their flock formations, due south they do declare. Restaurants are filled with the joyous symphony of clicking, clacking, clanking of cutlery, being conducted over plates. Completed by a muted choral arrangement of hushed voices engaged and lost in conversation. The piercing, the cutting, the chewing and listening. The tinkling of melting ice against the glass bead with condensation as the meal continues, while wine glasses are topped off and are heartedly refilled. Many great conversations have been undertaken when sharing a meal. There’s no better way to catch up with someone, then at a table with drinks at the ready and a menu to order from. Now there’s an enjoyable evening or night out: dinner, drinks and good company with riveting conversation. Made all the better because you don’t have to worry about cooking or consider the washing up.
People watching is another great way to pass the time. A café, park bench, table in a restaurant, seat on the bus, seating in a mall. Then all you need to do is watch and listen. The dramas of the everyday, be it you creating the narrative for them, or they tell their own stories. The other day, while out of lunch and waiting for the other party, I busied myself with my book after pursuing the menu; but I got hooked in on a conversation happen four tables down, where two women sat over coffee waiting for their food. One woman was in the forays of detailing a dreadful incident from the night before. After watching the late-night news and putting down her knitting, she decided to call it a night. Checked the doors as one might do; can’t be too careful these days, with all the hooligans out and about. Entering the kitchen to get a glass of water before heading up for bed there it was, she said. Bold as brass and brazen as daylight. A mouse! Filthy little rodent, sizing up the pantry. Upon being spotted, the vermin scurried behind the fridge with pussyfooting shadow speed. All of us listening to the conversation, shuddered at the thought. A mouse scampering about is enough to make anyone squirm. Now, rather than getting an exterminator or pest control professional in, the neighbour has been kind enough to send over his cat. Fat axen thing, she says, but its now on the prowl, something having been stirred inside of it. A call from the wild perhaps? She hopes, she says, that when she gets home the catch is laid-out dead, right there on the kitchen floor. Done and did. Then the cat can go back to its lounging indolent lifestyle next door, basking in sunlight in the bay window. But what about how the rodent got in, is that not a concern? A well measured point by the companion. First things first, get rid of the mouse. Anything else is secondary. Though a professional’s opinion may not be a bad idea. What a kerfuffle; though all sympathies to her. As the conversation continued towards repellants and traps, my own company arrived. After an exchange of quick hellos then getting situated its down to business: “any news?” and “what have you got for me today?” As for the two women four tables down, they fad into the murmur.
This run down of the unexpected discovery of a mouse in a house, could easily have been the opening remarks of one of Alan Bennett’s characters from his famous play series “Talking Heads.” Whereby the character would take the incident as the point to springboard off and recount in a slow drip cursive way the mundane tragedies that make up their lives. In “A Woman of No Importance,” Peggy, opens the monologue with the following, then proceeds to carry on providing a brief anthropological detail of the office environment, which she sees herself as Queen Bee:
“I was alright on the Monday. I was alright on the Tuesday. And I was alright on the Wednesday until lunchtime, at which point all my nice routine went out the window.”
As far as postwar playwrights go (or dramatist, depending on your orientation) Alan Bennett is by far one of the most recognizable and satirised. Bennett himself has become somewhat a national treasure for the English. The term national treasure, rather summons an image of an endearing trinket. A point of pride, but is best tucked up safely in the china cabinet, brought out only when company is over. One critic went so far as to call Bennett cosy, comparing the now nonagrian playwright to a teddy bear. While its true, Bennett does not share in Stoppard’s linguistic brilliance and his satire and comedy lacks the prickly threatening edges of Harold Pinter (in addition to Pinter’s later unapologetic political posturing and positions), or Caryl Churchill’s experimentation with form. But to disregard Bennett as twee, is rather dismissive, considering the sharpness found within Bennett’s “Talking Head,” monologues. Which on their own are a master class example of Bennett’s observational and tragicomic storytelling. They are pitch perfect in the gradual disclosure of the information, whereby the unreliable narrators illuminate the depths of their loneliness and isolation.
For those who believe playwrighting and screenwriting are interchangeable forms, Alan Bennett’s “Talking Head,” series, proves there is inherent differences between the two forms, especially with how they engage with text. Writing for cinema is concerned with capturing action and visuals. In a film there can be long periods and scenes of minimal to no dialogue, but the silence is filled with what they called needle drops (music) to provide atmosphere and context. Cinema and film are less concerned with text. It’s a visual medium; whereby poor writing can be disguised or masked through painterly or pictographic material, distracting viewers from a lackluster script. In a play, however, the entire production pivots off of the quality and strength of the script. Dramatic text, also require playwrights to understand the limitations of space and the mechanics of stage. Film can now employee computer generated imagery or graphics which translates seamlessly to the screen. Such luxuries do not exist in in the realm of stage, whereby narrative is propelled forward through dialogue and character interactions, or the in the case of Alan Bennett’s “Talking Heads,” the onion peeling confession of one character to the camera.
Alan Bennett’s writing shines in his “Talking Head,” monologues and their progenitor piece “A Woman of No Importance.” Each one a self-contained intimate chamber piece, with only a single actor acting and inflecting as they recite the text. The intimacy between character, camera and viewer, creates a confessional discolouring atmosphere. A release of information, from a narrator who perhaps is unaware of their own tragic circumstances. The late Dame Patricia Routledge in “A Woman of No Importance,” and “A Lady of Letters,” rip along with an almost gossipy disclosure. In “A Lady of Letters,” Routledge (originally; Dame Imelda took on the role in 2020) plays Irene Ruddock, a prolific correspondent, who has a letter at the ready for everyone: from crematoriums, chemists, her MP to the police. Ms. Ruddock believes the key to correct civil errors, is by participation; yet fails to realise conjecture and unfounded theories are rarely tolerable. A visit from the police reveals the depths of Ms. Ruddock’s participation, and how concern corroded into acid accusations and venomous slander. Later on, Ms. Ruddock’s assessment of social work is quite the shot: “Social work; I think its just chiming in.” Despite their attempts at quelling or steering Ms. Ruddock to more productive – or at the very least, harmless ways of participating in the community – she inevitably relapses. Then Bennett flips the script with vicious irony. Incarceration would be a soul-destroying prospect for most people, but not Irene Ruddock. Oh, heavens no, she confesses with giddy delight she’s never been happier or freer behind bars. This unconventional sense of sanctuary, connection and place, pulls the curtain back further on Irene Ruddock’s loneliness and social estrangement.
In “Bed Amongst the Lentils,” the legendary late Dame Maggie Smith plays a disillusioned vicars wife named Susan – also known as Mrs. Vicar – who appears positively exhausted. The rip-roaring gossiping tone of Routledge’s Irene Ruddock, is no replaced by the steady steeled control of Maggie Smith embodying Susan’s wearied neglect and hollow existence. Here again, Bennett’s text shines. If “A Lady of Letters,” can almost be read and viewed as a dark comedy in it how skips along; “Bed Amongst the Lentils,” is comedically more subtle, while being psychologically acute, in probing the mundane oppression Susan endures with the support and assistance of alcohol; while her husband Geoffrey is ambitious. The clergy is a ladder to climb and he envisions himself a mountaineer. Then there is Geoffrey’s fan club: devote parishioners, which may as well be described as a gaggle of women, who flock and fawn over him. Susan’s quip about the competitiveness of flower arrangement (“if you think squash is a competitive activity; try flower arrangement.”), is the dry deadpan humour employed. This particular arranging session proves to be a fatal slip for Susan, with the constraints on her life only tightening thereafter and appropriated and exploited by her ambitious husband. Susan’s tragedy is perfectly outlined when contemplates what her life was all planned out to be:
“Once upon a time, I had my life all planned out, or part of it at any rate. Wasn’t clear about the first half; but at the stroke of 50 I was all set to turn into a wonderful woman. The wife to a doctor or local architect; chairman of the local parish council; pillar of the WI. A wise, witty and ultimately white-haired old lady, who always stood on her own feet. Until one day at the age of 80, coming out of the county library she falls under the weight of her improving book, breaks a hip and dies peacefully and continently without fuss under a snowy coverlet in the cottage hospital. And coming away from her funeral, in a country churchyard on a bright winter’s afternoon, people would say: ‘Well, she was a wonderful woman.’”
This never manifested for Susan, whose life instead remains in constant orbit of her husband and his ambitions, who even falsifies Susan’s supposed outgoingness to further his career along and grasp the appointment of Archbishop. The vicarage is only base camp. What Geoffrey details is an itinerary that is positively herculean in its saintly efforts. Its no wonder Susan begins to have an extramarital affair with an Indian grocer, which brings her real joy. The piece ends, however, with Susan no better off. Perhaps even worst so, now trapped between too rigid institutions seeking to provide direction and salvation. Meanwhile Geoffrey finds another step up in his quest for to be promoted to archbishop. While Susan is resigned to her stifling life.
Other plays such as “Playing Sandwiches,” “The Outside Dog,” and “Nights in the Gardens of Spain,” reveal a darkness that slips into the otherwise banal and mundane. Of the three, however, “Playing Sandwiches,” is disturbed and masterly acted out by David Haig. It’s a daring piece, which is sad to say in today’s world, but its swung so wide now into the moralistically puritanical on both ends. It is difficult to imagine any writer write about this topic with such human nuance and tints of tragedy. While the actors in each of the pieces are phenomenal, it is Alan Bennett’s scripts which provides them the wet stone to sharpen and showcase their talents. Bennett’s text is natural, with a particular flair for the idiosyncrasies and turn of phrases the English employee, but rather then being a source of irritation or bafflement, its woven naturally into the speech, revealing more about the character. Though to Susan’s detriment, I still have no idea what: “Its Mary Magdalene in the nivea cream, all over again,” means. To the more scripture versed, I’m sure this amusing anecdote will produce a smirk if not a smile. What I do happen to enjoy the most about Bennett’s pieces is the ricochet recital of the mundane. These beautiful details of everyday life ground the characters into a sense of reality, establishing their routines; provide texture regarding their life; perhaps disclosing their place within society. The following from “A Lady of Letters,” I found rather amusing. As the literary is often meant to rise above the weeding view of the everyday.
“Card from the opticians this morning. Saying their records indicate that its two years since they supplied me with spectacles and that by now, they most certainly would be in need of verification, and suggesting I call at my earliest convenience.”
And while Bennett’s monologues are indeed set and fixated within the banal and everyday, they operate in the fashion of a suburbia tableaux, revealing the darkness, isolation, disillusionment, disenfranchisement and anxieties that exist within the everyday, the commonplace, the unnoticeable. Bennett illuminates the cracks in the teacups, the chips in the sugar. The daily oppression of life. Rediscovering the “Talking Head,” series often felt like a peep show into the depraved, dark and lonely lives of other people. It just so happened to be where beautiful writing met great acting. An absolute pleasure to watch or just listen to. Then you look past your window and wonder about everyone else all tucked up their own homes. What life they’re leading, if any? Does the discovery of a mouse in the kitchen spiral into a revelation; or perhaps it leads to an affair with the young rough and tumble pest control technician. In the vast emptiness of what we are often summarised as: the everyday; Alan Bennett reveals with confessional candor the tragedies of otherwise ordinary lives.
Now
then, when out and about, you can’t help but be reminded that every passerby is
living a life completely parallel to yours. While grocery shopping, they’re
fretting about their divorce; approaching middle age, a man has decided to take
up swimming to stave off weight and the impending understanding that he’s over
the hill; a woman turns off the vacuum and is informed that her estranged son
has been found dead from a suspected overdose; an old woman says goodbye to her
house, as she’s packed off to the retirement home. Their lives are their own; however
eventful or uneventful it is. I think great writing is capable of pulling from
the emptiness of the everyday, which is the shapelessness of what we call: the
human condition.
Take Care
And As Always
Stay Well Read